Friday, July 31, 2009
Bird Watching
Okay, I'm not sure who's idea this was,(husband) and why exactly he thought it was a good idea but we ended up bird sitting for my husband's co-worker and his wife! They own 5 different birds, parrots, macaws etc. and they brought one to our house for the week they were going to be on a bike trip. Her name is Fancy Pants, she's a Cockatoo and she was actually quite entertaining. Not only does she ride on the motorcycle with them at speeds up to 40mph, she dances, does some talking and can open a beer bottle with her beak! We had a huge cage set up in our living room, various different foods( including her daily pancake and pizza rolls, oh and Coke)and we were given instructions for the week. She's potty trained, yes she goes outside or over the garbage can when you say poop! Of course the co-workers wife was worried as this was her(the bird's) first real sleepeover at someone else's house! Needless to say we had her on our shoulder, son #1 took her on a bike ride and we think we taught her to say Sidney Crosby! Her parents picked her up a few days early, they cut their trip short due to weather, so they say, and we learned a great lesson....we don't want a bird or any other pet right now, which is I'm sure is what my husband wanted me to realize!!
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A bird that drinks Coke and poops on demand...hmmm...sound like you had an interesting few days!
ReplyDeleteHmm. lesson learned. Smart Hubby!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!!!!!! What a hoot!!!! Pancakes and pizza rolls???!! I would have gone through the drive through and gotten it a Happy Meal!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God. Daily pancake and coke???
ReplyDeleteI love you and your kids and your bird stories but really! I'm going to throw something at my computer screen if you don't post something new!!! Swine flu, monkey balls, anything!!! :)
ReplyDeleteDear Girl in the Sticks...
ReplyDeleteI now hate the bird.
And those cute kids used to look like they were smiling at me, but now I think they are sneering at me like "Ha, ha, lady! You will never see anything but us and this bird on this blog ever again!"
Stop the madness!
Seriously.
ReplyDeleteDear Bird,
ReplyDeleteGet out of my life! I hate you! You are coy and irritating and have a terrible diet! You eat all those pancakes and coke and probably don't even have to exercise! Gah!
I'm sorry, I'm just annoyed by the whiteness of your feathers. It's not right to take it out on you. You're just a bird...what are you doing for dinner?
ReplyDeleteBut, the name "Fancy Pants" just begs for someone to punch you. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteLet's just go with "F.P." and I'll try not to think about what it stands for...
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm sorry, I just tried and can't do it. You'll have to go.
Also, I'd like to call out "husband" and say - Look what you've created by agreeing to babysit this bird!!!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, Fancy Pants? Could you open this beer before you head off into the sunset on your motorcycle? Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Juniper on this one!
ReplyDeleteFancy Pants Must GO!
ReplyDeleteFly away Fancy Pants....
ReplyDeleteHey Mr. Fancy...are you gone yet?
ReplyDeleteThank you for your support, Joy. We're getting stronger Girl in the Sticks! The Fancy Pants revolt is underway!
ReplyDeleteFancy, I feel a kinship with you now. I have some good news and want to share it with you. I just got a free dozen donuts at Krispie Kreme today. I know, it's crazy.
ReplyDeleteHappy Wednesday, Fancy Pants! You suck.
ReplyDeleteSigh...hi fancy pants...what more is there to say? What about our fun weekend? A tutorial for the cool gift tags? A recipe for something awesome you make? Some tips about how to make fantastic things from gourds? A rant about your hubs? Some funny hockey stories? Huh? Huh?
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